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Gnaw Their Tongues: Reeking pained and shuddering

23/02/09  ||  Kampfar

I don’t like muesli, so I blatantly ignore and never eat it. Add a “m” at the end, however, and we are all of a sudden talking flat-out, ballistic hate rage. I know, it isn’t appropriate to make fun off and hate on minorities, but I’m a Norwegian, a minority if there ever was one, so I’m therefore allowed to hate on anyone. So is written in my scripture, and scripture is, all according to the UN, the most serious shit that ever existed. Rape and murder, get in the fucking backseat already, offending the precious feeling of religious twats is worse than even gang rape.

As you can see from the intro – if you didn’t already know, which means you haven’t read any of my reviews – I’m a troubled soul. Nah, make that fucked in the head. And if you, dear reader, find that Gnaw Your Tongues suits the need of your not so eternal interaction of chemicals, aka soul, I can only say welcome to the fucking club. Seriously, this is pure sickness and I wish I wasn’t compatible with what this Dutchman is up to.

And what he is up to could very well be described as creating a black mass of disharmonious deconstruction without the slightest hint of light, hope or positivism present. Believe me, compared to the aural madness of this Prying Dutchman, most other so called extreme metal acts come across really rather gay and cheerful. Then again, is this music at all? Sort of, but not quite, I guess. Anyhow, I can assure you that “Reeking pain and shuddering” makes a helluva lot of noise. Filthy noise, that is. I can also assure you that I very much enjoy the mind-rape at hand.

And the ones most likely to join into the digging would be those who prefer their black metal with more mental diseases than actual riffs.

(If reading this piece made you think of me as a racist-pig in need of electrocution, I suggest you visit Saudi Arabia and see how long you stay alive – bring a stopwatch and not a calendar – if rallying against the fact that the native women aren’t allowed to be cheap whores into crack and abortions. Or drive. And that gays are beheaded on sight. I also suggest you try building a church whilst pissing on the Koran. In other words, fuck off and die.)

8 out 10.

  • Tracklist
  • 01. Blood spills out of everything I touch
  • 02. Utter futility of creation
  • 03. Nihilism, tied up and burning
  • 04. The evening wolves
  • 05. Destroying is creating
  • 06. Transition
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